Goodr Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

Goodr Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

$35.00
Item No. 609465491059
Pink
Availability:
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Goodr Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?

Unisex Accessories

BAMF Gs: BEAST [BLEEPING] GOODRS - With wider frames, longer arms, and bigger lenses than our OGs, these babies are designed to complement and fit beasters with larger melons. - Listen, if you want to make your face look 10x better while sweating profusely during your 57th pistol... these pink frame BFGs with teal polarized lenses are for you. (Also, we know that you posted a photo of yourself and wrote a caption that you did 57 pistols, but we know that you didn't. You did exactly 12 pistols, spread over the 7 takes you did to perfect your form, your hair and your sweat - which came from a spray bottle placed just out of frame.)

Product Details

Benefits Include:

  • A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
  • Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
  • Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • Mirrored lenses to obscure the sinister look in your eyes without losing the ability to clearly see obstacles in bright light.
  • Goodr sunglasses have frames that can potentially expose you to Bisphenol A (BPA) and metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. BPA is known to the State of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm and nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer.

Specifications:

  • Style: BFG-PK-TL4-RF